A day in my Boss's life...

6AM- Wake up with a jolt. Bad dream.(Laptop and Blackberry had crashed)

6.05AM-Contemplate between exercise and Emails. Settle for the emails

6.30AM-The Mandatory "Good Morning" to the son

7.00AM-Browse through the newspaper and the Blackberry simultaneously.

8.00AM-See off son to school and say "Have a good day" when he is getting into the bus

8.30AM-Start driving to office. Check mails on the way. Get cursed by other car drivers for not paying attention to the road.

9.05AM-Call up Mourner Menon.

9.20AM-Call Purush the Man

9.30AM-Forward 7 mails each to me,Gunny,Python (4 common mails and 3 individual).

10.00AM-Call me to discuss freakin Customer Satisfaction Surveys

10.10AM-Wish good afternoon to Gunny Singh

10.30AM-Call up Mourner Menon

11.00AM-Get into a deep technical discussion with Curler and KK.Its hard on time..

11.30AM-Still hard on time

11.40AM-Walk around the office cracking jokes after the orgasmic technical rendezvous

11.42AM-Forward more mails

12.30PM-Call me to discuss freakin support issues

1.00PM-Call up Mourner Menon

1.10PM-Have Lunch. Get ragged by women.

1.30PM-Call Python for a review.

2.15PM-Mourner Menon calls up

2.45PM-Patrol around the office.Ask RR for database.

3.00PM-Review Me

3.30PM-Grill KK on technical issues. Get a hard on..

4.00PM-Whiteboards begin. Praise Mourner Menon

5.30PM-Whiteboards end. Praise Mourner Menon

6.00PM-Call Purush the Man

7.00PM-Reluctantly let me and Python go home

7.30PM-Call Mourner Menon

8.30PM-Leave Office

9.15PM-Ask the son "How was your day"

10.00PM-Ask the wife "How was your day". Avoid all other conversations which could lead to making out.

10.30PM-Contemplate between reading the Ramayan or The Time. Settle for Emails.

11.00PM-Pull out 17 month old mails and start forwarding to Gunny, Me and Python

11.30PM-Send datasheets to 8 customers

12.00AM- Sneak up to see if wife has slept

12.15AM-Crawl into bed carefully avoiding all physical contact....